Zoe eat your breakfast.
What? Another science project?
Stop climbing on the back of the couch.
Yes, you need to wear a coat.
No you cannot have a snack right now.
No I am not buying you candy.
No I am not buying you a stuffed animal.
Zoe eat your lunch.
Stop asking me to buy everything you see.
Stay away from the dog's butt.
Please don't stand right behind me.
Please don't fart on your brother.
Seriously! Who does that?!
Stop using your shirt to wipe your mouth.
Really, that's okay, I didn't want any help anyway.
Did anyone feed the dog?
Zoe stop singing and eat your dinner.
You need to cut your fingernails.
Please go to bed.
Not later, now. I said go to bed now.
I really meant it. GO TO BED.
Yeah, you probably are hungry. Maybe you should have ate dinner.
Stop telling me things while the hair dryer is on.
What do you mean the dog crapped on the floor!
Please don't forget. Seriously, don't forget.
What do you mean you forgot?
What do you mean you lost it?
What do you mean we're out of vodka?