6:30 No, stupid dog. Go back outside and pee for real this time.
6:50 Zach, you have to cut a few minutes off of your shower.
7:05 Zach, please go brush your teeth.
7:08 Please finish getting ready and then you can read the paper.
7:10 Go brush your teeth, NOW!
7:12 GIVE ME THE SPORTS SECTION!
7:23 Get your shoes on, the bus is coming soon.
7:25 If you miss the bus, I will be the unhappiest person alive.
7:26 GET GOING! THE BUS IS COMING! And zip your coat up.
7:30 Oh, hi Charlie. What's that? Grumble, grumble?
7:45 Get out of bed, Zoe. Yes, now. No, not in five minutes. Now.
7:50 Your waffle is ready, Zoe. Get out of bed!
8:00 Zoe, please eat your breakfast, and go practice piano, Charlie.
8:05 Goodbye, Doug. Have a lovely day.
8:15 Zoe, finish your breakfast. You need to get dressed.
8:17 No, you cannot have more whipped cream.
8:20 You're done? Okay, brush your teeth and get dressed.
8:24 Quit dancing in your underwear and get dressed!
8:28 Yes, we need to brush your hair. No, it won't hurt.
8:30 Don't play anything that will make her cry or get all sweaty.
8:31 I'm going to go take a shower/workout/smoke a joint.
8:36 (while showering) Don't scream over a game of Uno!
8:40 No, you can't have chocolate. It's 8:40. Let me get ready.
8:48 No, you can't have gum. Let me dry my hair.
8:55 No, you can't build a fort. We're leaving in 7 minutes.
8:58 Why must every morning include an argument?
9:02 Please get your boots on. Do you have a snack?
9:03 Yes, you need a hat and mittens. Get your backpack.
9:04 STOP FIGHTING AND GET IN THE CAR!
9:12 Bye! And Zoe, don't hit anyone with your backpack today.
2 comments:
Do you really have to tell Doug not to dance around in his underwear?
By the time I get around to this phrase, he's been on the freeway for 20 minutes, and I'm pretty sure that when he's in his car, all he's doing is driving.
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