Sunday, December 25, 2011

Happy Xmas 2011!

You've shopped and you've cooked and cleaned up the crap
you've waited in a long line just to sit on Santa's lap.

You've planned all the meals and decorated a tree
you've sent out the cards, wishing postage was free.

The cookies have been baked, the stockings are full
and the youngest kids are wondering if they only got coal.

And because nothing is perfect, there will still be screams and tears
and that's when you remember...

sometimes vodka is the only way to find Christmas cheer.

Merry Christmas! And if no one else tells you today... the food was great, the gifts were perfect, you obviously worked your ass off, no you don't drink too much, your outfit is amazing and thanks for everything.

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